Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous

I guess it’s not really a “problem,” but I usually find interesting/strange things to read on Wikipedia. For instance, I stumbled upon this gem the other day while doing some casual reading about the universe:

“…the Andromeda Galaxy and the Milky Way are approaching one another at a speed of 100 to 140 kilometers per second (62-87 miles/s.; 223,200-313,200mph). The impact is predicted to occur in about 2.5 billion years.”

So our galaxy, the Milky Way, is going to collide with another galaxy. Another fun fact about the Milky Way is its diameter: comprising 200-400 billion stars, the Milky Way is approximately 100,000 light years wide. If you convert that to miles it’s 587,849,981,000,000,000, a number so big I don’t even know what to call it (what comes after “trillion?”).

A fish-eye mosaic of the Milky Way arching at a high inclination across the night sky
A fish-eye mosaic of the Milky Way arching at a high inclination across the night sky

I was so excited when I read this in the computer lab so I was sharing it with the students seated around me, and then another teacher asked me, “And you believe all that?” Yes, I do! I’m not a physicist or an astronomer but even if the numbers are wrong, maybe plus or minus a few zeros, it’s still awesome!

Now it’s your turn to go click around Wikipedia for a few hours, you’re bound to find something that is awesome; there is something for everyone! As this hilarious comic from xkcd.com points out, that’s the problem with Wikipedia:

The problem with Wikipedia
The problem with Wikipedia
Kenya, Miscellaneous

I was in Nairobi for a few errands this weekend, one of which was to go shopping for some clothes. I realized recently that my wardrobe was in pretty bad shape. A few months ago my Che Guevara shirt was stolen from the laundry line and last week my bike accident destroyed my only pair of jeans and one of my nicer shirts. I decided it was time to invest in some clothes.

After spending about $30 on a pair of new jeans I walked over to Nairobi’s Ngara district, where a friend of mine had said there were lots of street vendors selling second-hand clothing. As I approached the line of hawkers they all panicked, picked up, and ran (in like ten seconds flat). I wasn’t sure what made them flee, but it didn’t matter because they were back after a few minutes. In the meantime I had stumbled into an Indian bulk retail store and picked up 100 grams of garam masala for real cheap. In walking back towards the hawkers my eyes started to water and I thought I had rubbed some spices in my eyes until…

Boom! And all the hawkers were running again. Down the street I saw some smoke but couldn’t make anything of it. As I kept walking a police officer ran past me with some canister and then boom! Tear gas! I briskly walked away from the action and saw a big truck full of police officers. I thought, “this is crazy” and, as I had already bought one shirt for about two dollars, headed back towards Nairobi’s town center.

Crazy Kenya.

Kenya, Miscellaneous

I’ve often felt all eyes in Tala were focused on me. Yesterday I was riding my bike pretty fast and I hit some loose dirt and ate $#@% pretty hard. So everyone was laughing and pointing at me, but then they ran to see if I was ok.  I am totally fine (a few scratches) but I ripped a really nice shirt and destroyed my only pair of jeans.

I don’t think it takes much to make people in Tala laugh. For instance, when I wear shorts they all laugh because my legs are so hairy.  I went to greet a woman one time and she shrieked when she saw the hair on my arm.  I’m a MONSTER!

I will be more careful from now on, mom! Anyways, maisha iendelee (life goes on)!