If you’re in the island-buying business you’re in luck: there’s a private island for sale in Lake Victoria, the lake that borders Kenya, Uganda, and Tanzania. I happened to be perusing the property boards in the mall the other day and this caught my eye:

You have to wonder whether the “resort on site” is part of the deal? I also wonder if there’s some sort of protection against President Museveni of Uganda, as he’s been known to make bold claims with regards to Uganda’s interests in the lake region of East Africa—I’d hate to spend my life’s savings on an island only to have it usurped by some politician!