Kenya

I saw this when I was walking around Ngong Road today:

Golden Showers Apartments
Golden Showers Apartments

Ummm… lost in translation, perhaps? Or did I stumble upon some strange, seedy underbelly of Nairobi?

Food, Kenya

I bought some eggs at the grocery store the other day. I’m sure I must have bought these particular ones because I saw the words “Free Range” on the box. A few days later went to scramble some eggs and I noticed what the box actually said…

Tasty as free range != free range
Tasty as free range != free range

While taste is one of the reasons that some people prefer free-range produce, it’s not exactly the driving force. Correct me if I’m wrong, but the reason people buy free-range produce is because they believe that there’s some benefit in having animals live a free, full, natural life before they’re killed for our food.

KANJEKAKUWA G. SERVICES, you fail. I will not be buying your fake free-range eggs again!

Food, Kenya

Today I bought a “fruit cake” from a bakery down the road. It’s more like a loaf of bread than a cake, but anyways… I found a screw inside!

Screw in a loaf of bread
Screw in a loaf of bread

It’s kinda like finding a toy inside a cereal box… but also not.