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The Crappy Tala-Kangundo Road

By Alan on June 22, 2009

The Tala-Kangundo highway from Nairobi is terrible. It seems as if the road is in a constant state of decline. I find myself often commenting to strangers, “Hii bara bara ni mbaya sana” (“this road is very bad”), it’s a great ice breaker. We laugh and speculate about whether someone will tengeneza (“repair”) it any [...]

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Posted in Kenya, Rants | Tagged Kenya, Language, Rants, Roads, Swahili, Tala | 3 Responses

Lawn Mowing in Kenya

By Alan on June 11, 2009

First, there is no such thing as “lawn mowing” in Kenya (gotcha!). Second, unless you’re the the President of Kenya or the US Ambassador (they live in mansions with big lawns), there aren’t even any lawns to speak of. That’s not to say we don’t have grass. My goodness, there is grass for days and [...]

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Posted in Kenya, Nature, Rants | Tagged Animals, Cows, Goats, Kenya, Nature, rain, Rants, Sheep, Tala | 13 Responses

Job Hunting…

By Alan on May 29, 2009

The college where I work runs a small Internet café, and people from Tala and the surrounding areas come to browse the net. I always see people checking their e-mail, browsing Facebook, etc, but about once a month I see someone applying for military contracting jobs with companies like Blackwater and KBR. I don’t know [...]

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Posted in Kenya, Rants | Tagged Blackwater, Holy Rosary College, Iraq, KBR, Kenya, Rants, Tala, War | 5 Responses

Jina Langu

By Alan on March 13, 2009

My name is “Alan,” and if you don’t know my name, please just say, “Hi!” or any of the other greetings you use on your fellow Kenyans. Jina langu si “British” or “mzungu.” I don’t know what your parents told you, but I don’t think white people like being called either of those names. In [...]

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Posted in Kenya, Rants | Tagged Kenya, Mzungu, Rants, Tala | 5 Responses

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