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		<title>FREE DOS!</title>
		<link>http://alaninkenya.org/2011/06/10/free-dos</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 21:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was so lucky to see this advertisement today as I was walking down Wayaki Way after work. At first it was the &#8220;Core i3&#8243; that caught my eye, and then the words &#8220;FREE DOS&#8221; leapt out at me. Holy cow, each new Dell Inspiron comes with a complimentary copy of DOS! How Dell limited [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pump your own gas!</title>
		<link>http://alaninkenya.org/2010/07/23/pump-your-own-gas</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 01:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been visiting the USA for a few weeks now. Home is San Diego, California, but my twin sister Randi lives in Portland, Oregon. I have a bunch of old friends strewn along the California coast, so it seemed like a good idea to drive up to Oregon instead of flying. California and Oregon are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aterere in Star Wars</title>
		<link>http://alaninkenya.org/2010/05/07/aterere-in-starwars</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 14:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a bit of funny trivia for you: what language is the funny co-pilot speaking in this Star Wars clip? Surprise!! It&#8217;s Kikuyu, a language spoken in Kenya. I don&#8217;t understand what he&#8217;s saying, but after living in Kenya for a few years you can eventually distinguish between lots of languages&#8230; he apparently says something [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Westlands: My Final Answer?</title>
		<link>http://alaninkenya.org/2010/04/08/westlands-my-final-answer</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was in Tanzania for a few days over the Easter holiday. I always figure, living in Kenya, it&#8217;s the closest I can get to being in San Diego and hopping over the border to Mexico to eat a few tacos. It&#8217;s only a 5 hour bus ride to the decently-sized town of Arusha, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mzungu atalipa mbao</title>
		<link>http://alaninkenya.org/2010/03/29/mzungu-atalipa-mbao</link>
		<comments>http://alaninkenya.org/2010/03/29/mzungu-atalipa-mbao#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 17:55:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something is seriously wrong in Kenya. I rarely have problems with people over charging me or being abusive to me, but lately I&#8217;ve noticed that if I&#8217;m with black Kenyans those problems occur more often than when I&#8217;m by myself. A few examples&#8230; There&#8217;s a great second-hand, open-air market just outside of Nairobi&#8217;s business district, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mormons in Kenya</title>
		<link>http://alaninkenya.org/2010/03/20/mormons-in-kenya</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 16:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s something with Mormons in Kenya that I haven&#8217;t quite figured out. I don&#8217;t know how big their following is in Kenya, but I always see them walking around Uthiru where I work. Maybe it&#8217;s an isolated thing&#8230; The funny thing isn&#8217;t the Mormons really, it&#8217;s the fact that there is always a balance between [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Don&#8217;t Say &#8220;Amen!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://alaninkenya.org/2010/03/19/i-dont-say-amen</link>
		<comments>http://alaninkenya.org/2010/03/19/i-dont-say-amen#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 05:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alaninkenya.org/?p=1403</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was just riding the matatu to work when an mlevi (drunkard) got on the bus. As soon as he saw me he started shouting, &#8220;America!&#8221; and then something indistinguishable about Jesus. I don&#8217;t know if it was in English or Swahili because he was slurring. By now he had put his teddy bear in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Joy of Cooking And the Silliness of Shopping</title>
		<link>http://alaninkenya.org/2010/01/13/the-joy-of-cooking-and-shopping</link>
		<comments>http://alaninkenya.org/2010/01/13/the-joy-of-cooking-and-shopping#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:03:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since I moved into my new house last week I&#8217;ve been exploring cooking again. It&#8217;s been a few months since I cooked last, instead I&#8217;ve been opting to eat out or make simple things like toast with peanut butter. It was fine with me because I eat something healthy like yogurt with granola before work, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yelling At Poor People</title>
		<link>http://alaninkenya.org/2009/12/07/yelling-at-poor-people</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tactics for dealing with beggars range the ethical gamut. Certain kinds of people just fork over the cash at the first sight of a quivering lower lip. A handful of others like the silent treatment (easy but not immediately effective). In Bombay I noticed Indians would whack street kids with rolled up newspapers (a bit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8220;Walkaway&#8221; Tactic</title>
		<link>http://alaninkenya.org/2009/11/29/the-walkaway-tactic</link>
		<comments>http://alaninkenya.org/2009/11/29/the-walkaway-tactic#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kenya]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never liked using the &#8220;I&#8217;m gonna walk away&#8221; tactic when you&#8217;re haggling for prices. It seems so cheesy and fake. Can&#8217;t we just skip the pretense and talk serious business? You know, business where you name a fair price and I counter with another fair price? Maybe you give me a price which is [...]]]></description>
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