This Vehicle Is Driven Well

I saw something funny today. I see funny things most days actually, but I’ve been meaning to write about this one. According to the stickers on the window inside this matatu, not only is it driven well, it:

• Does not carry excess passengers
• Is operated by respectful, caring, and neat crew

Lucky me! But of course, who am I kidding? They can’t fool me; this matatu is dirty, slow, uncomfortable, and it is completely kama kawaida (as usual). Ok, it’s not hard to find a matatu obeying the watu 14 (14 people) law, but then you get whiplash because the driver thinks he’s qualifying for the Indy 500. Or, your driver is competent but the makanga (conductor) is rude and or over charges you. Let’s just be honest with each other: there is something wrong with every matatu in Kenya.

I deal with these guys every day. The other day I was waiting at the matatu stage nearest to my house (about 1.5 km) and a mat going towards ILRI stopped to let off passengers. I was a bit far from where it had stopped so I started running to catch up. As I got closer the door dude told me, “Fasta fasta, wewe!” Excuse me? I’m already running! I just told him back, almost instinctively, “Usiniambie ‘fasta fasta,’ hakuna kitu kama hiyo. Nimekimbia, bwana (Don’t tell me “fasta fasta,” there’s nothing such as that. I’ve run, man). I guess I’m a young whippersnapper so I can handle it, but it pisses me off because they do it to old ladies carrying babies and vegetables, etc.

Hiyo ni tabia mbaya lakini nimezoea (that is bad behavior but I am used to it)!

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